maybe its rainging because of the deaths. actually we had a kid from our school die in a hit in run this past week. so i gave a good ole listening to Remember the Fallen by Sodom for him. even though he had no idea who Sodom was or even liekd metal, its still my funeral song. i want the lyrics on my grave when, if, i die

Heavy Metal Is the Law that Keeps us All United Free!
A Law that Shatters Earth and Hell
Heavy metal Can't be beaten by Any Dynasty
We're All Wizards, Fighting With Our Spells

What you used to love now, you're gonna adore. With Charmin Ultra, less is more. Cha Cha Cha, Charmin.

 

Wipe ya ass, wash ya self.

Why does Mr. Rogers wink at you when he asks you if you want to be his neighbor?

Is Big Bird named Big Bird because of his height?

Why is Oscar a grouch? When they showed the interior of his garbage can, it was huuuuge! I guess living in a home made out of metal gets freezing during the winter and like an oven dring the summer.

How come Bert has one huuuuge unibrow but Earnie doesn't have any eyebrows?

What you used to love now, you're gonna adore. With Charmin Ultra, less is more. Cha Cha Cha, Charmin.

 

Wipe ya ass, wash ya self.

1. To demonstrate the situation surrounding the story.
2. Since when?
3. Yes.
4. Because Sesame Street is too damn clean, that's why!
5. Cause Bert stole Ernie's eyebrows.

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Why does Bert love pigeons and paper clips? Is that almost like how I love Charmin?

Why does Earnie play with a rubber duck in the bathtub? Is that to hide from the kids that what he's really playing with is not a rubber duck, but what it would spell if you took out the 'd' and 'u' and replaced it with a 'c' and 'o' to spell a rubber ****? Did I just give a spelling lesson worthy to appear on Sesame Street?

Do they eat sesame bagels in Sesame Street?

Earnie is a man, so why is he taking a bath?

Does Calgon take him away?

Are these questions and rants the proper departure from all of the prior bitchings?

What you used to love now, you're gonna adore. With Charmin Ultra, less is more. Cha Cha Cha, Charmin.

 

Wipe ya ass, wash ya self.

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